I won’t bore you with the exact amount of time that it’s been since I’ve gotten properly laid, but, suffice it to say, it’s been a very long time. My … Continue reading
100 Words on Love ZAP. This was the element in the air the moment our eyes locked. Instant recognition of attraction distraction. He was like a trance for me. The … Continue reading
I am the antithesis to marriage (except the one time that I wasn’t).
She kneels over him with her hair strewn over her face, his chest Presses her lips against his soft arches Her back like a cat Nibbles his ear No fear … Continue reading
Following the great snowpacalypse the DC-area experienced yesterday, I walked outside to finally try to find my car today underneath all of the snow, to surprisingly find that Marshall, this … Continue reading